A Grapplers Poem from Yours truly.

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A Grapplers Poem from Yours truly.

We had a “fun challenge” and it was that we would create a Poem strictly with the words YOU would give us. We had some rules and a time limit. Here is how it went. Enjoy. :)

**GP challenge time you have three hours to post ONE word (Jiu Jitsu related or not) on this string – a verb or noun and I will take all the words posted and write the most original Jiu Jitsu poetry using the words you posted!**

 

Rules:

No names of teams or individuals

No product names

No obscenity

You can post one word per post but post up to four times

        Anything else is free game (example cactus, running, dragon… )

              

        The Words:

                            



Jay Howland Chief

                            



Jay Howland Sucker

                            



Jay Howland Paintbrush

                            



Roger Beckett wait

                            



Jay Howland Nail

                            



Tony Meehan Cheese

                            



Tony Meehan Drifting

                            



Tony Meehan President

                            



Tony Meehan Support

                            



Mitchell Barron King

                            



Mitchell Barron Snap

                            



Mitchell Barron Snap

                            



Mitchell Barron Sleep

                            



Mitchell Barron Boom

                            



Cary Frick urinal

                            



Nathan Palmer Intrinsic.

                            



Daniel Bernhardt Pendulum…

                            



Cary Frick banjo

                            



Nicole Goss flowing

                            



Jam Bacchus Naked

                            



Cary Frick truck

                            



Pat NDarryl King Breathe….

                            



Nicole Goss breath

                            



Cary Frick ardvark

                            



Nicole Goss swept

                            



Nicole Goss beauty

                            



Artem Samiahulin triskaidekaphobia

                            



Eric Rex Petersen Shoot

                            



Courtney Westley Hat

                            



Artem Samiahulin arm

                            



Artem Samiahulin arrow

                            



Artem Samiahulin knee

                            



Bradley Lee Immaculate

                            



Chad Williams grace

                            



Jeff Bell cross

                            



Scott Johnson Soccer

                            



Dan Sage Tap

                            



Nicole Steevie Whissell girl

                            



Nicole Steevie Whissell snake

                            



Nicole Steevie Whissell tree

                            



Nicole Steevie Whissell friends

                            



Damian Ulrich conumdrum

                            



Mike Grant sweep

                            



Elly Boersema sanctum

                            



Elly Boersema peace

                            



Clark Goldstein twister

                            



Elly Boersema fire

                            



Elly Boersema inner

                            



Ronnie Vaughn Flow

                            



Cole Dobbins Roll

                            



Cole Dobbins Armbar

                            



Paul Westenberger Gangnam

                            



Cole Dobbins Kimura

                            



Cole Dobbins Unconscious

                        Rob Dance Humble

                            



Rob Dance Ronin

                            



Rob Dance Spectacle

                            



Rob Dance Poise

                            



Jay Andrew Sky Walker Dimension
 Like

                            



Jacqueline Sue Mount

                            



Matt Lee snow

                            



La Mera Verga Believe

                            



Bradley MacPherson Dancing

                            



Alexandre Champagne patience

                            



Monica Medina Spider

                            



Sammy Velardez Booty

                            



Bryan Santos Love

                            



Brendan O’Neillerson Chipotle

                            



Marcia Alvis Jennings Courage

                            



Marcia Alvis Jennings Fall

                            



Jacob Boyle Fall asleep

                            



Matthew Castillo anthropomorphic

                            



Randi Lotsberg Philanthropist

                            



La Mera Verga chess

                            



Jacob Boyle Triangle

                            



Marcia Alvis Jennings Muscles

                            



Nicolas Deschênes ascension

                            



Randi Lotsberg Cornucopia

                            



Randi Lotsberg Expedition

                            



Randi Lotsberg Serendipity

                            



Johnny Meredith Lifestyle

                            



Rob Lee Patience

                            



Oliver Wilcher Gentle

                            



Oliver Wilcher Art

                            



La Mera Verga guard

                            



Anthony Perez Burn

                            



Michael Richardson Sleep

                            



Kevin O’Neill Commitment

                            



Yaz Khanuk Pain

                            



Sammy Velardez Spider

                            



Sammy Velardez Open

                            



Sammy Velardez Guard

Here it is a GP post written by me and all of you! Earlier we asked our fans as part of the GP challenge to post on word and we would write Jiu Jitsu Poetry/Story using all of the words. I used every word that was posted as long as it followed the rules of the post: No names of teams or individuals, No product names, No obscenity. You can post only ONE word per post but post up to four times. So here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

GrapplersPlanet

 

The Match

 

As I wait… I breathe and every breath allows me to believe…

I am humble and full of grace but I need the poise…

no the courage to step on the mat. I have the support of my family, friends and my team. I must realize I am the Chief…

No the King of this dimension. I walk back and forth as if I am sleeping walking. The possibilities of the match are drifting through my inner mind. I become nervous and must run to the rest room for my fifth pit stop at the urinal. I walk to my predestined mat and wait for them to call my name.

I count down from 20 skipping 13 because of my triskaidekaphobia. I look at my girl and smile… I am calm… I am ready! The fire inside me is burning… They call my name.

Boom a fiery explosion! Lets go!

I sign the cross and step into my sanctum, the… mats! Now the expedition can now begin! I look my opponent in the eye as he returns a very anthropomorphic look.

This is not soccer, this is not baseball, this is Jiu Jitsu!

The referee has not dropped his hand and yet the mental chess game has already begun, what a conundrum.

Like Philanthropist I plan on giving lots and taking none from this sucker.

The ref’s arm begins to pendulum as his hand drops between us… So lets roll.

He shoots in at my knee and I sprawl as the dancing just got serious. I fight it at first but I let it flow, falling like snow as he takes the points for the take down.

I struggle for a second but thrown on an immaculate guard.

As I throw up a Cornucopia of attacks he defends.

He postures up like a tall tree. He swiftly defends my arm bar, my triangle and slips out into side control.

As I turn to my side, he goes to a modified mount and now he attacks with his own arm bar.

I pull my arm away and roll into a ball like an aardvark spinning onto my back.

I pull him back into my guard as my muscles begin to tighten. He breathes and I smell the last thing he ate… A cheesy chipotle.

I grip his sleeve and pull it towards me and snake an omaplata and the crowed cheers at the spectacle.

He intrinsically rolls out but I sweep him in the process but we then scramble.

He almost catches me in a rear naked but get greedy and tries for the twister. I defend by spinning inward and recover my guard for a third time playing him like a banjo.

I truck along by opening my guard and performing a hip escape into a mount. Patience as this may be called a gentile art but it is venomous like a spider.

Now time to attack with a kimura shooting is arm to the mat like an arrow.

This is my art as I glide his hand across the mat like a paintbrush. I can tell from the pain in his eyes that I nailed it! He taps before his bones snaps! This is excellence… This is why I have made this commitment to the life style.

Time for Gangnam style as they raise my hand for the win! I look at the crowd and I know I am getting some booty tonight from the girl I love! This is the Serendipity peace I call Jiu Jitsu.

OSSSSSS

 

Written by:
 Roro McAl – Grapplers Planet Writer and 103 words sent to us by GP Facebook Fans. Thank you. :)

 

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